If my life was a video game... - People would have no more than 2-3 lines of dialogue, making them very poor conversationalists. - Only those with outlandish or flashy clothing would be worthy of my time. And our wardrobes would rarely change unless we achieved some sort of ridiculous goal or went off on a detour in spite of impending doom. - I would never die, simply be set back a few checkpoints. Or in the worst case scenario, I'd have to start my life all over. - Then again, I might be forced into a fate worse than death such as providing an eternal barrier between Hell and Earth or something of that nature. Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice...
I would be Oblivion for the computer, because then I could just open up the console cheats, set all my stats to max, make my guy double his size, and summon armies of Daedra to kill everything in the entire game. Then after I got bored of that, I could just load it