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bigjacob
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im going to tell you a lttle story that i will update a lot here it goes part 1 the pants once in pants land a hero was born he was raised trained with awesomeness and he graduated the academy of rad and was given his legendary pants he was a hero so he fought bad guys with mario until mario pointed out who know my consoles are a lotbetter than you being made of flash.fancy pants man builds up rage and called his flash buds james the zebra,that guy from exit path and,and of course sonny.Mario fless to gather his force so the war started to be continued...
So thats chapter 1 ill do chapter 2 later on this page so stay tuned...

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bigjacob
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ok i better do chapter 2 quick last time fancy pants man gathered his flash forces while mario fled to the hills need of reinforcements go to his console to hack into it and bring out bowser to get his assistance with his army meanwhile fancy pants man suspects mario will attempt to summon help so he modified a computer virus to affect the console and bring bowser out but he will attack mario imstead so the virus creeped into the console making bowser attack mario mario runs away again in need of help so he thinks of calling the stars while fancy pants man decides that he will create a army of doodles after all he is a doodle.see you tomorrow for chapter 3.

CommanderDude7
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Lol is right. funny story keep it up.

bigjacob
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chapter 3 mario calls the stars in hope of finding help but he realizes he cant fly so mario goes and cries in a porta pottty while fancy pants man is reading about goat milk on the internet he gets word that mario is starting to head to glitzfille to the flying ciy to get a blimp but then he remembers he cant fly again so he runs into another porta potty. This gives fancy pants a idea he will call a.... find out next time on my awesome story.

bigjacob
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chapter 4 fancy pants man calls the pizza man what you thought he was goin to call a army or something you were wrong HA but anyway mario gets 1 more idea he gos face to face with fancy pants man but forgets that fancy pants man has a army and gets defeated but FANCY PANTS MAN STATES THAT THE WAR ISNT OVER HE MUST TAKE OVER PORTABLE GAMING AS WELL THEN THE ENTIRE GAMING WORLD NEXT TIME IN CHAPTER 5 WILL HE SUCCEED ITS YOUR DECISION VOTE TO WHERE HE WINS EPICLY OR GETS PWNED YOU VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CommanderDude7
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I vote for pwnage because I like to see a good pwning every once in awhile.

bigjacob
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ok its settled so the story gos on fancy pants man gatheres his forces gos on a long walk do the ds kingdomm but just remembered he forgot to pack food and water so he says were all doomed i better die now if not later so says bigjacobs voice from above you shall get youre wish and then fist of god crushes them all into low fat calorie donuts and theyre all screaming i didnt what to die like this and then a little boy eats him.THE END PWNAGE ROCKS

CommanderDude7
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lol The fist of god turns them into donuts? Pwngae indeed.

snipershot325
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bigjacobs voice from above you shall get youre wish and then fist of god crushes them all into low fat calorie donuts and theyre all screaming i didnt what to die like this and then a little boy eats him


lolz teh story didnt really make sense to me I couldnt really follow the plot..if there was one 0_o
EnterOrion
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Am I supposed to laugh or cry at this piece of shit?

Man, I need a break from AG. The fail is driving me crazy.

thechosenuno
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wow now thats a story to tell at parties!

Secretmapper
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LOL. This is funny!!!!!!!!!

Nater
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Am I supposed to laugh or cry at this piece of ****?


Your the only one saying that. And how is that constuctive criticism?

Man, I need a break from AG


Yes maybe, then the community will be a little better.
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fancy man has a story i will tell it today ok here it is in world 1 fancpants man go on a advethre useing his awesomenees ageist his enameys later i will put world 2

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