This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
Places 9999999999999999nukes in the center of the planet, travels to Mars, detonates nukes, catches the dust of the hill, makes the hill out of the dust, and puts a force field around it.