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i summon a giant cat who eats the fish

[b]MY hill

The fish was actually a giant fish the size of Godzilla so the cat grew and scratched the fist to death. I then sneak onto the hill.

MY HILL

I draw some explosive runes onto your giant cat, causing it to blow up and sending you off the hill.

My Hill!

I pee on the hill making you run away.

MY HILL

An old lady calls the cops on you for peeing. I run on the hill after everything is cleaned up.
MY NOT FAILED BOLD HILL!

I go to law school and study to become a lawyer. Then, I legally make the hill my property, and send the police to the borders of the hill to keep away anyone on the hill.

Legally... MY HILL!

Considering you and the cops are all robots, I EMP you and run up
MY HILL
armed with a Holy Grail.

But you don't notice that I wasn't a robot. I take my magic staff, and cast a fire spell to boil you in your own armor. You melt in your own armor, and I kick you hard enough to send you sliding away from the hill.

My hill.

Who said I was in armor? My SKIN is armor! A blazing me simply makes you back down and run away from
MY HILL.

I cast a fire spell to the hill, and playfully say "NEXT LEVEL!"

Out of confusion, you run to the wall game. I run up the burning hill.

MY burning HILL!

You failed bold again.

MY HILL

I call the cops for destruction of private property, and they take you away, and give me money!

MY HILL!

I steal the money you need to pay the rent of
MY HILL.

I hire a madman and he uses his

Thank you ffrc1 because you didn't say it was your hill so now it is

MY HILL