This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I summon perseus on you to kill medusa, and point the head at you, turning you to stone. I then make you a statue at the top of the hill, holding my flag.
I put in earplugs and use a very loud horn to scare you and your army off the hill. By the way, I'm not made out of fire. Just a human who uses both Darkness Magic and Fire Magic.
I dig under the hill to create an intricate system of caverns and tunnels. I populate them with ravenous monsters and starve them for weeks. Then, I let them loose on the hill, controlling them from afar with a magical orb.