This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
the train misses me, and I come back to see a bunch of people fighting over my hill. I sit down for a little while, and bide my time. eventually you all get close enough to kill each-other with melee combat, that is when I strike.
I charge up a ball of anti-matter, and fire it right at you guys, annihilating both the hill, and all of you with it.
I then teleport to mars, and take olympus mons, the largest mountain in the solar system (it's on mars).
I create my own hill and put Max defenxe on it, with laser turrets, magic disabilizers, nuke launchers, shields, and creat my own colony in there. I use the nuke to destroy your hill.
Everything has a weakness. I use my illusions to disguise myself and walk onto your hill. I keep this disguise until I find the DISABLE DEFENCE button and press it. Now I remove the disguise and blow up the entire hill minus the colony which I relocated somewhere else. Now I make a new hill.
I find your weakness... CUPCAKES! I magically turn the hill into a giant cupcake. Then I automatically run into the blocky world of Minecraft, spawn a seed, with only a small hill with some companion sheep.