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GhostGS
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This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:

There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill"
Starting....NOW!

I walk up the hill
My Hill

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Chess341
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I use the following argument to prove god doesn't exist:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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I use the following argument to prove god doesn't exist:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.



Do you speak hebrew? Cuz the original Bible and god himself is supposedly hebrew.
Chess341
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What you didn't counter what i said so....

STILL MY HILL

mattduggan13
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Yes I did. You couldn't have understood what he said if he spoke in a foreign language.

Chess341
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-_- God supposedly knows all languages though.

STILL MY HILL

mattduggan13
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What if he did? How can you prove he said that?

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My

Frikkin

Hill

Chess341
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Of course you don't know what a babel fish is. Can't really blame you though.....

There now:

MY HILL!

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Impressive...

You got me.

Your Hill


But wait...

The Hitchhiker's Guide is fiction, ergo, the Babel Fish is nonexistant.


My Hill

Chess341
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Ah the book is fiction but scientist are working on a device that is designed to translate any language to any language and i have a prototype, guess what they called it? The Babel Fish.

MY HILL!!!!!

mattduggan13
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Yes, but does it work?

My Hill

Chess341
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Yes it can but only the following languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Russian, Hebrew, and a few others.

MY HILL!!!!

mattduggan13
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What are we arguing about?

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Wait. I remember. Did God ever get that prototype?

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Either way, I bomb the hill with a large squadron of fighters, parachute out, and plant my flag atop the blackened heap left.

My Black Hill (not intending racism, just burned)

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