This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
after all three of you try to claim the hill, and destroy the universe. I take epicness and use my godly powers to rip apart his mind, and throw him into non-existience.
Jeez, mortals. Can't stop fighting over a hill. Well, I can't let the whole "human", is that what you call yourselves, race to be destroyed over one little petty hill. Therefore, I bring eternity into the present. Anyone who has "cells" is destroyed. I take the hill back to the multiverse, and make it a sacrilidge to the human race.