This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
(Nice, btw. I should see your posts more) I summon rain clouds to put you out since you're the fire. I then make myself a new hill and encase it in electrical wires. My hill!
I do the only thing I can do: throw myself into nonexistence and make a universe there using "Big Bang Boloney" and I claim rulership over the entire dimension.
[/b]MY DIMENSION[b] (of course, it IS nonexistence, so that might lower property values...)
Yeah, your universe doesn't have enough energy to support it, so gravity causes it to implode back into nothing. Fortunately I'm still the only one truly awake, reach into all of your dreams, and crush you into small pieces. Then go back and rest on
I come back from Erebus and and drag you down with me, and sacrifice you to Hades. Pleased with the sacrifice I've made to Hades, I am relieved of my death. I go up on top of the hill and claim it as Mt. Olympus, in the name of the gods.
Sorry, your fake gods don't effect me while I'm out of the dream, you're still in the illusion of your life, maybe in a few millenia, you'll come back to reality. So, still
Prometheus awakens me. I see that now, there are plasma pistols and money cards, the world is synthetic, the world is covered in metal, including humans. There are no slopes. I head to the shore, and even the shore is metal. Every robot is still in [illusion mode], where they believe that life is real and the earth is beautiful.
In an attempt to revolt, I strike on the ground, trying to make a pit.
I pray, not to any false gods, but to the one true God, for salvation, and I slay myself. As I ascend to heaven, I notice that it's rather empty. Empty, save for a lone piece of dirt and gravel. I wander over and find a plaque. The plaque says, "Should anyone find this, a great war has come. A strange dimension has attempted to lay claim to the title of the Real World. Many were lost in the combat, many more made prisoners. If any remnant is left, let it be known that this pile of dirt and gravel is all that remains of Heaven. And it is theirs should they see it."
