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I wrote this in my biography, I wanted to know what people thought of it, so I'm going to put it here. Warning! This is kinda longish.


About Me:
You can always find me in the Forum Games. The only time I'm not on is when I'm sleeping, eating, outside, doing important stuff, or doing non important stuff. I bet you've been reading this for more than 10 seconds. I also bet you are still reading and laughing. I think that you are still reading this and that I just proved you are an idiot, unless you are like me and just read everything you see. I only like pizza when it doesn't have any sauce on it. I bet you think I'm weird because I'm always off-topic. My answer to that would be 'What do you mean by weird?'. I bet you are an idiot because you are still reading. I was reading this as I write it, so am I an idiot? You decide. If you say yes, go to path A. If you say no, go to path B. A nd B. You are an idiot for still reading this. Go to janitor school. and you'll get an A+ for being so kinda not stupid and you didn't even notice that I said A nd B, not A and B because you are stupid. If you are still reading go back to the top and do as I say until I tell you to stop. If you are reading this that means you didn't obey me and that I failed to put you in an infinite retard loop. I bet you have been reading this for 5 years, because 2 years ago you went to janitor school and became a stupid janitor who can't read. It will take you 1 month to read this because you are a janitor. Don't read the rest of this until youstop being a janitor. If you want help to stop being a janitor read this entire thing again. If you are reading this I failed to put you in a infinite retard loop twice or more. If you have gotten into a retard loop before then read this entire thing again. The only people who have gotten this far will have to read this again because they will get bored because this is the end. HA! Now no one is still reading this. And if you are, you should go poop, because I have the power to make people go poop. If you aren't prepared you'll have poop in your pants, like you do now, because you are still reading. Now next time I tell you to start reading from the top you will do it or you will poop yourself again. But that shouldn't affect you because you can shove a mop up your butt because you're a janitor. But that should make your stomach explode because no poop will come out of your butt and that causes a clog which makes your poop turn into explosives. I bet you belived me that your poop will explode. I also bet that you forgot that I said A nd B instead of A and B. I am 100% sure you will put a mop up your butt to know what will happen. I also bet you aren't reading this because you are dead or that you are smart enough to not read this. I also bet that you don't know that you are smart because if you knew that then you would need to read this and that makes you dead. If you are reading this you can't be dead so you are average, but since you are a janitor you should be promoted to extreme janitor. Then you should go to mexico because the economy in the US is really bad. But since you are just a extreme janitor you don't know any spanish and you are stuck in mexico. I know you regret reading this, so please keep on reading. Ha! I bet I tricked you into starting over! And if I didn't, I bet you didn't notice that I didn't use an M in Mexico, I used an m, so it looked like mexico and you didn't even care. I bet your still reading this and forgot that I'm supposed to be talking about me, but you don't care because your janitoring and you never get breaks because all janitors are bad at their jobs because your the only janitor left.

Kinda pointless, but when I get bored I just type/talk (Whatever you want to call it.) because I have nothing to do. I'm not sure if people will like it, so thats why I put it here, so people could tell me whether its good or not.