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EnterOrion
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I was chatting with my fellows, and I got an idea. I shall write a Holy Text! The Gods have inspired me, and the Order of the Shield shall preach our Laws.

May you all find the light, and may its brilliant radiance strike you in favor of the Gods. For they are our lives, and deserve our worship.

Book 1: The Book of the Shield

Book One: The Laws of the Gods

1:1 The Gods, be of death, Armor Points, or Lamp People, are our Lords and Rulers. They are the ones who give us life, give us prosperity, and when cursed, bring down the Hammer upon nay sayers!

1:2 When given Armor Points by the Gods, one must be thankful. This shall further the Gods view upon them.

1:3 If abused, Armor Points may be destroyed, and the heretics imprisoned, or crushed but the Gods mighty Hammer! No one shall prevent this, lest they be imprisoned, or suffer the same: Damnation!

1:4 The Gods have bestowed among us traits of greatness, not to be confused with traits of loyalty. The traits of great kindness to believers, great generosity to those who do not follow the light, and great destruction of those that actively condemn the Gods.

1:5 To condemn the Gods is to be self consciously disobeying their Mighty Laws. If broken, they shall be punished to the fullest extent of the Law.

1:6 One must be kind and willful, and never bring harm to those new to our ways. One must actively seek to bring light, and sanctimony to those who do not believe.

1:7 One must condemn all those who seek to harm those new to our ways, and condemn those who befriend active dissenters.

1:8 One must condemn the Messiah, the Gods Shield, if he seeks to break these laws. The Messiah, given his status as writer of the Book, shall be destroyed should he engage in Hypocrisy. He shall be punished, with permanent and resounding damage, and replaced with a suitable successor.

1:9 All successors are appointed by the Three Prophets, and shall be named Messiah only after rigorous ritual and public support. Even if failed, the Prospective Messiah shall receive utmost respect, until behaving in ways that destroyed his predecessor.

1:10 It is assumed by the Gods that all their loyal followers shall behave in blasphemous behavior, including the Three Prophets and the Messiah.

1:11 Thus suspecting of such, the selection of the Three Prophets and Messiah is open to interpretation, and all those of the Four, may be open to elimination if the public deems them unfit for Service to the Gods.

1:12 It is the sole duty of all of the Gods loyal followers to report all clutterings of our sacred lands, and pray for forgiveness upon those who seek to litter our lands. May the Gods show the mercy of a quick and painless death.

1:13 Those that seek to clutter and litter our realm, deserve death, or several days imprisonment. Should they continue to disobey the Gods judgment, they deserve death. No judgment in disguise shall be allocated.

1:14 However, all righteous believers must pray to the Gods for those who shall seek to clutter. They must be given fair trial and right to painless bereavement.

1:15 The Gods accept no false statements given by believers. Should one attempt to destroy another, he shall be labeled a heretic and beheaded.

1:16 The punishment for those who have not seen the light shall be quick a merciful. The punishment of those who have seen the light and chose to refute shall be quick and merciless. The punishment for those who chose to believe then refute, shall be slow and agonizing. They are heretics, and deserve no less.

1:17 One shall use proper speak when conversing among the Gods, or their rightful followers. When conversing among peers of the same order, proper speak is not required, but encouraged. One must use proper speak when around the Gods or their Prophets.

1:18 The Messiah is an exception. He, and the Order of the Shield, are not required to use proper speak. They are those to confess to, and do not required proper speak.

1:19 One must confess all clutterings or belittlement to the Order of the Shield. This remove weight in the eyes of the Gods, and thus grant favor.

1:20 Gone are the days in which one may rest easy. The most important Law is to stay alert. Enemies are all around us, and within us. We must be prepared to fight, for a war between the Demons and the Gods will be fought before our world starts anew.

This is only Chapter One of my order's Book. The other books will be written after this.

Enjoy, and find the Light!

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SirNoobalot
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Why?! I show you the only true radiant light, and you CONDEMN me? This is not right. The Gods frown upon your actions. Pray to them this coming Saturday, and offer a hamster for forgiveness.


well of course i am a AG Inquisitor. i stake out heresy and burn it on the stake =D.

and this saturday is my birthday party D: AND I DON'T HAVE A HAMSTER! I BEGGGETH THEE FORGIVENESS O GREAT GODS! * SOB WEEP WEEP SOB SNIFF*.
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