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thoadthetoad
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Sorry for the last one, I accidentally sent it early.
ANYWAY,
AG tales are now BACK IN STYLE! This is great news for me, because now I can do something that Cenere and a few other people have wanted me to do for very long right now.
I AM BRINGING BACK THE MODERATION WARS.
One of the most well known (and when it was in style, the best) AG tales there ever were. Why? Because Strop was possessed by a Wraith who made him blow up a 2 mile diameter hole in Armorcity just because he didn't want to walk around.
NOW THEN, I should still have all the permissions from everyone so if you don't want me to mention you in the story, you can go screw yourself (or I can just edit you out of the story altogether).

NOW THEN. I will be posting 2 revised segments each weekend, and 1-2 every week. I have 1-20 on standby, I just need to read and revise them. If you spot ANYTHING wrong with them, please tell me so I can fix it.

This map, which basically all other AG fantasies use, is also in use for this story. It is here

A COUPLE OF DISCLAIMERS:
KingRyan is not his old "Since Beta" self in this story because that wouldn't make him the way he is.
NOT ALL CHARACTERS MAY BE IC, DUE TO LACK OF ACTIVITY I CAN'T FIND THEM.
If you would like me to put you in the story, I have to know you a slight bit, or know at least 3-4 paragraphs of information about your character. Keep in mind that it may or may not get in, depending on whether or not I think it'll fit into the story.
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO B*TCHED LAST TIME: IF YOUR CHARACTER'S EYES ARE GLOWING, THAT MEANS THAT THE CHARACTER IS CURRENTLY BEING CONTROLLED BY A WRAITH, AND WILL NOT ACT LIKE THEY NORMALLY WOULD.
NOW THEN, let's get started with a solid first segment, http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/y/e/yeahplz.gif


It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His successor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, deleted altogether, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over a lot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentinels that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regimen of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.

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Secretmapper
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Great story, funny, but at the same time the story is serious.

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