Once there was a really stupid monkey that smelled horrible. He smelled like butt. But his face, ohhh was nothing to look at. He walked around India saying ''ohhahh'' every single second. Every time someone with bad fortune smelled the dumb monkey, they wasted no time at all. They quickly turned right around like THEY were retarded and ran as fast as they could. As it turned out, the monkey actually was just a dang hobo who wore the monkey costume to look civilized. He also bought the cheapest lowest-class ''deodorant for monkeys'' the fake brand. Now that is my story!
