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wtf?

wish granted, but hill blew up
i wish for a can of tuna

granted but the dolphin killed to make that can had a deadly disease that can lay dormant in meat for centuries. you eat the tuna and die a slow painful death over the course of three weeks.

I wish people would stop trying to wake the bear.

Granted. But you said that too loud and the bear wakes up.

I wish for the game.

Granted. But you just LOST THE GAME.

I wish for Team Fortress 2.

Granted. It'll take about... 4 years to ship in.

I wish for a gun!

granted but you leave the safety on, think the gun is jammed, look down the barrel while fiddling with the trigger with one hand, accidentally take off the safety with the other and...i think its obvious what happens from here

i wish to never have another nightmare ever again

Granted. But now you can't sleep since that's the only way!

I wish for moar games.

Granted, but all of the games are for little kids so you get stuck in a never ending nexus of my little pony.

I wish I had a beer.

The beer is too small that you crush it in your palm.

I wish for something amazing!

Granted. You get to see the inside of a black hole. Amazing!

I wish I had music

Granted. If you find hello kitty amazing. Pwned.

I wish for some cinnamon

Granted.Scientists just invented a new poison called cinnamon which you eat and then die.

I wish for a money tree.

granted but the money that grows on the tree is for some little known african country that just got wiped off the map a few seconds before you made that wish. the tree is now useless

i wish i was a successful mafia boss

Granted. But the members in your gang turn on you, and they shoot you dead.

I Wish for a working wishing well.