Get a tattoo and some smokes, Join the army, kill some blokes, Sue the strippers that I hire, Work any job of my desire, Marry, divorce, adopt a kid, Legally place an eBay bid, Vote for some old pandering schmuck, Win some sweepstakes, get big bucks, Bartend, skydive, just my luck, I could drive an ice-cream truck, Chuck-E-Cheese all on my own, Stay in motels all alone.
These are just the crazy dreams Of somebody just turned eighteen; Myriad are the possibilities, With great power comes great responsibilities.