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Joe96
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If you had the power to make 1 global law that everyone had to obey without question, (or else live the rest of their life in the sewers or something) what would it be?

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KingLemon
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All deformed, genetically sick, or handicapped person shall be killed at birth, or whenever they acquire the handicap...

OR!

Everyone must wear a handicap so everyone is equal, no one is smarter, stronger, or better at anything else than anyone else...wait there's a story about this that didn't end well i'm pretty sure...

Efan
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Everyone must wear a handicap so everyone is equal, no one is smarter, stronger, or better at anything else than anyone else...wait there's a story about this that didn't end well i'm pretty sure...
it's called communism.
All deformed, genetically sick, or handicapped person shall be killed at birth, or whenever they acquire the handicap...

why do you have more of a right to live?
my law is that all wars should be fought with swords and only then, by the people starting that war not by mass force.
SirNoobalot
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PURGETH THY NOOBS!

OR

I * insert mah real name here* am declared your god-king and you must appease and obey me until i say so!

MRWalker82
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I would demand that there be no overt discrimination on anyone. Equal treatment to everyone world wide. No special treatment for any group, minority or majority, and part of that would include forcible secularism world wide, everyone free to practice their own religion without the ability or power to make laws based on their religion, or force their religion on others, or wage war in the name of whatever group they belong to.

EnterOrion
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Make child molestation punishable by death via burning at the stake.

MRWalker82
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Make child molestation punishable by death via burning at the stake.


Bah, that's too humane. I prefer the concept of drilling a hole through the sternum and out the back, off to the side of the spinal column, and stringing a strong wire through the hole and turning the person into a human pinata. Then the family and friends of the victim would get to take their baseball bats and beat the fucker until he's dead.
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Now that is what i call gruesome and gorey.. Wicked!!

johnmchall
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i would make any and all type of hate (hate against gays, blacks, religiouns) punishable by 100 whipps to the stomach.

KiNGxxFeAR
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If i made a law it would be to not having to so young to have your hunting ID i wish you could wait till about 25.. lol just saying..

holt24
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My one law. Everyone who believs a certain way has there own country but you can't have wars.

holt24
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a law to kill everyone isnt turkish


I have a new law. Turkish people are not allowed to make laws is my law.
holt24
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that law will make nothing but trouble


Dude my law is way better than yours.

Let's think which law will make people more angry one that says Turks can't make laws or one that says everyone who isn't Turkish MUST DIE.
holt24
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dont blame Turkish people about that, thats MA law


Your right my bad. Prometheus can't make laws.
holt24
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Okay I am going to stop this converstion with you.

deathopper
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That means the law dosent count cause your a internet user

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