eh, apparently the Napoleon Dynamite quote was lost with this crowd. Oh well.
I do have quite a few real skills, however I really don't feel it necessary to list them. I will tell you that I am rather accomplished cook. Probably why I keep gaining weight...
I am able to play several insterments. I am also able to sleep for a long time. My favorite skill I have is being able to twist my feet backwards and being able to cut off my sense of smell by closing my nose up from the inside. I think it is very funky