Well there was a haiku contest in my english class so here are a bunch I wrote for it. NOTE: THERE IS THREE MONTHS OF ANGST IN THESE THINGS. TRAGEDY LOVERS BEWARE!
Shakespeare is a fool For in writing Othello Because it is trash
Yank is a big fool For trying to be a ape He was real stupid
Antigone is A woman who is rather Crazy and loopy
Willy is a fool For believing in handshakes No money for him
Oedipus is a Crazy man who married His mom now his wife
Salem is a town Full of crazy and stupid Witch hunters. Oh Yeah!
Ghosts is a bad play It needs the best Ghost Busters To make it better
Miller is a fool But he had one hundred wives So I respect him
Shakespeare is too cool Just kidding he was really Quite stupid and dumb
O'Neill is awesome Not really, he was quite odd He needs to go die
Ibsen is a fool Whats up with those muttonchops? Get a shave fool
The pastor is cool Nah Im just messing with you He was the big fool
Tiresias a Guy who was blind but could see In Technicolor
Mildred is a snob And also a hypocrite Get out of Yank's life
Biff is a real man Actually he is a fail Get a job loser
Iago is cool But what kind of evil guy Cant escape the man?
Sophocles wrote stuff Doesn't mean it was that good Write better loser
Aristotle win? Aristotle does not win Because he is lame
CCE is lame It has no purpose in life What a waste of time.
Slayguy, because this was for a class, I think they were all depicting subjects that Commander had read about. He had to write about things that they had read about in English class.
