On AG he puts on a mask of pitch black, And hammers his way with his mod'rating knack. In RL his facemask is surgical green, His work place is sterile, immaculate clean.
As ninja, bushido is his living creed, To be quick and efficient and deadly with speed. As doctor, his oath is for Hippocrates: To first do no harm and to battle disease.
So here's to dear Stroppy, our mod ninja horse: Six years of hard schooling into the work force.
He deals with us looneys, of all shapes and sizes, And quickly removes all the ones he despises. He plays with brass as well, in his non AG time, Those short little shorts of his could be called a crime.
In writing and drawing, his skills should be stolen, But lucky for us a stick isn't up his colon. We all quietly enjoy your pictures of Strip, But as I finish this poem here is a tip.
Don't change at all Stroppy, don't even change one small bit. For here in the forums, you are such a big hit.
