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Unfortunately, the zombie dragons are depressed, and won't do anything you tell them to.

fortunately the humans rebel kill all the dragons and live happily ever after...

unfortunately, you just got my berserk button stuck. *Glowing black with dragon's destiny out* NOW, YOU LOSE IT ALL! *moves at light speed and owns everyone on this thread*

fortunately, I'm good at fixing buttons

Unfortunately, I trained you to fix buttons and I never got any credit for it.

fortuantley you were sad and bill gates found you and gave you 5 million dollars in donation to the deprssed

Unfortunately, you were later robbed at gunpoint of all your money by a deranged space monkey.

Fortunately, you were saved by a flying pickle monster

unfortunately there is always a bigger pickle monster and so your huge flying picklw monster got devoured by a bigger flying pickle monster...

fortunately, i proceed to own it with inverse burst.

unfortunately, you can't beat the last boss using that method.

fortunately, i hack and use savestates to beat the last boss.

unfortunately the princess is in another castle!

fortunately a giant prehstoric bird came and gave you a ride to the other castle

Unfortunately, the princess is also not in this castle.