Ok, I've never tried this before, so here it is, my first song ever, The Lame Song! 2010 copyright all rights reserved:
The Lame Song! by Jacobus Aubuchon
(Intro) Lame, Lame, Lame Lame, Lame, Lame
I love to rock, but don't know how to sing It's not really a very easy thing You got to learn how to rhyme the words And if you don't then it sounds just like Merde Just play your guitar and sing this song Listen to it record all day long And if you're lucky then you might find That record deal is not far behind
(Instrumental Break)
Trying to learn how to make good music Writing lyrics that aren't just acoustic A song that rocks, a song that rolls A song that make you say "way to go" I wish I really knew just what it takes So that I don't just make a bunch of mistakes But if you've got talent, and if you've got game You're well on your way to fortune and fame
(Guitar Solo, followed by Bass/Drum Solo)
This song just sucks, and this I know Man, I have fun just trying to bowl Writing good lyrics is hard to do With all the good stuff, it's nothing new You'll probably hate me for being dumb But that's ok, I feel pretty numb What is the meaning, what am I saying Nothing really, but I keep on playing It's the end of the song, now here it comes Well you can tell, this thing is finally done!
(Outro)
That Was Lame, That Was Lame, That Was Totally LAAAAAAAAAME!
Lame, Lame, Lame Lame, Lame, Lame I love to rock, but don't know how to sing It's not really a very easy thing You got to learn how to rhyme the words And if you don't then it sounds just like Merde Just play your guitar and sing this song Listen to it record all day long And if you're lucky then you might find That record deal is not far behind
(Instrumental Break)
Trying to learn how to make good music Writing lyrics that aren't just acoustic A song that rocks, a song that rolls A song that make you say "way to go" I wish I really knew just what it takes So that I don't just make a bunch of mistakes But if you've got talent, and if you've got game You're well on your way to fortune and fame
(Guitar Solo, followed by Bass/Drum Solo)
This song just sucks, and this I know Man, I have fun just trying to bowl Writing good lyrics is hard to do With all the good stuff, it's nothing new You'll probably hate me for being dumb But that's ok, I feel pretty numb What is the meaning, what am I saying Nothing really, but I keep on playing It's the end of the song, now here it comes Well you can tell, this thing is finally done!
(Outro)
That Was Lame, That Was Lame, That Was Totally LAAAAAAAAAME!