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Jetcord
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Just post a practical joke YOU'VE done.

Me?
well...

Lets just say this;
Plastic wrap, bedroom door, brother wake-up, SMACK, yell, fall on face

Nuff said (Wink wink)

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Jetcord
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Hmm, okay I gots another one I did;

Car near the telephone pole. Me with duct tape. I wrapped the car like 80 times around the car and pole. ANGRY DRIVER!

Efan
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I hate practical jokes. Depending on the situation, i'm hitting the next person who plays one on me. It's the same with prank phone calls.

Jetcord
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Awww, you no fun! Duct taped my bro to his bed, VERY sound sleeper :P

MrMonkey3
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For two weeks my friend and I went to the same guy's house and window painted his car. The best part was he never washed it

Jetcord
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Silly strung someones car, then phoned them and told em that their car was being towed

Efan
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But practical jokes just make people feel bad. They don't do anything except make you laugh for two minutes and the person it's played on hates you for days weeks or months.

Jetcord
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Hmmm, then play em on unknown people!

Try tee-peeing some random house!

knight_34
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I don't do practical jokes for several of reasons.

1) The lack of opportunities.
2) My conscience.
3) I have other ways of entertaining myself.
4) I make enough regular jokes.
5) I don't know why.

silvermoon123
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Adding to knight_34's list, it causes trouble. But, if they're harmless, I found this funny one.

Meet someone you know in the school hall, talk with them, then say goodbye and let them walk away from you. When this person is a good distance from you, call them back (as if you have a secret to tell them, so they have to get close to you again). When this person gets back to you, lean over and whisper in their ear, "How far would you have gotten if I hadn't called you back?!?!"
Drink
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back in elementary school i put lined up ketchup packets under the toliet seat and when my friend had to crap (or maybe pee idk) he sat down and ketchup squirted loool

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Uh.... I don't do jokes, but I seen someone did something.

Someone in my class stuck a pencil, but cuted it, so the teacher can see that he stuck it through, and in his ear, is a ketchup packet, so he stabbed it so the ketchup (as blood) came, and it was funny, the kid got detention, but the teacher somehow passed out.

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lol im not sure if this counts. one time i told my friend that im going to a specific city to find an apartment so we can move there (i just went to vacation). meanwhile when i was relaxing he told that to his friend who told it to our teacher so when i came back it was like

teacher: we know why you went to that city. we will really miss you.
me: ............ (remembering) oh yeah... its ok i think we will stay here anyway.

lol i dont know what id do if they made me a surprise party XD all i wanted was to fool my friend on april fools. i didnt want to fool my whole class XP

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One time, I saw the phone number of someone on his car, called it once a day and left a blank message for one month. If he picked up, I would breathe heavily and say, "They're coming for you" and then he finally disconnected his phone. Pretty funny.

Sparkytrick1
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Go to your friends house,

Slip him a roofie,

Roll him up in a carpet,

Wait till he wakes up,

And throw him off a bridge! XD LoL works every time.

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