ForumsThe Taverngreat way to die? if there is one? lol

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bigbadger
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Nomad

everybody thinks of death at some point... So go out in a blaze of glory....

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brp47
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Peasant

i would probably prefer to die saving my relatives or loved ones.

making love to cheryl cole whilst fighting a tiger in a nuclear submarine


but u have admit this is a good one eh? lol
Kerrbonkkk
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Nomad

getting hit by a staple truck and getting stuck to the wall with staples

tiger25691
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Farmer

The best way to die would be in your sleep.

StrategicCaptain
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Nomad

To jump off a Skyscraper and say that someone who you hate pushed you. Wait make sure they are on the building.

loloynage2
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The best way to die for me would be a heart attack.

Actually a bullet to your head does less pain then a heart-attack.
PracticalManiac
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Peasant

Haha Suffocating in the boobs of your favorite model?

loloynage2
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Peasant

Haha Suffocating in the boobs of your favorite model?

I was thinking of something like that
PracticalManiac
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Peasant

It does not get much better than that i think.

MageGrayWolf
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Farmer

How about death by snoo snoo.

knight_34
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Farmer

Haha Suffocating in the boobs of your favorite model?

I was thinking of something like that


I'm sure you'll be having fun while suffocating to death. Any form of suffocation is painful, at least while you're conscious.

A better way to die would be during intercourse. Then again, that'd be a shame.
CigarStoreIndian
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Nomad

Death by infected papercut from a suicide note. Saves you a whole step.

darthdave9
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Nomad

Attempting a rocket jump... At least my body could fly.

brp47
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nah ur all rong its making love to cheryl cole whilst fighting a tiger in a nuclear submarine

ohaiguyz
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I think dying of old age or dying from saving someone who you love

knight_34
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nah ur all rong its making love to cheryl cole whilst fighting a tiger in a nuclear submarine


I can tell you're Pommy. Fighting a tiger while making love to a celebrity in a nuclear submarine is a bit of a stretch. You'd probably hurt Cheryl.
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