so here's a poem maybe a nerd would write...need some critics though..
NERD LOVE SONG higher,higher than Everest, deeper, deeper than Mariana Trench, is my love for you, in my Cardiac Muscle. my infatuation is further than the Cosmic Microwave you are my pulse heat-wave. whenever i see you, Sirius shines bright in my Oculi, you are closer to me than, the sun is from mercury. lighter, lighter than hydrogen, brighter, brighter than quasars, is my love for you in my cardiac muscle. may your encephalon in your cranium, think clearer than germanium, my metacarpal be on your carpels your tongue sharper than a scalpel. wider, wider than your Imaginatio, softer, softer than the sense of the Mechanoreceptors, is my love for you in my cardiac muscle. oh! come to me oh! puella pulchra may you flow like river metra. you are more adorable than a pregnant canine junior of the species, Rare Brazilian Rasta Scottish Terrier resistive,more resistive than Ruthenium, rarer, rarer than Iridium, is my love for you in my cardiac muscle. love you forever, like the infinity in the mind of this lover...
Hello everybody I am a nerd Sometimes in school they say I'm a terd But I'm a sexy boy so the girls always flirt They give me attention I treat them like dirt Now I'm hurt
@yioup, well its poetic so some of the words are simile or metaphor.... @knight_34, river metra is an actual river which floods quite often, google it...