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Mooooooo
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Mooooooo
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Nomad

The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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Timmy33
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Peasant

dude, when i said build a building from the inside i meant the whole thing, including a floor and roof.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i tell chuck norris that he isnt even capable of killing me. then i activate my gauntlet blades. like the ones in assasians creed.

CrispyFox1337
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Nomad

I shove my head inside an over-sized paper shredder machine and I'm doing this in the center of the Earth!!! >

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i stab myself with a diamond razor knife that has active dynamite attached to it while in a gunpower room and nobody knows i am there i havent informed anyone where i was going and the entire floor and roof and walls are covered with explosives while i throw a sponge soaked in nytroglyceryn at the floor directly below me.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

so i stab them. then i stab my face. then i cover the entrance with tons of lava.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

did you really think that i didnt have a subconscious power? this is so hard to kill myself that this is madness...

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

so i walk out the back door. then i pull out my sweetroll of burning things to the ground and burn the whole mental hospital to the ground!

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Batman ties you up and takes you back to the Arkham Asylum (known for easy escapes).

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Oh, It's made of stone so you can't really burn it down.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

its my sweetroll of burning things to the ground. i could burn water to the ground with it if i wanted to. its that powerful.

anyway i kill batman and jump into the grand canyon (nowhere near its river) to see if fall damage is cancelled by falling with a dead guy underneath myself.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i eat poison concrete sandvich with my teeth of steel!

Mooooooo
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Nomad

Hi, back again to check if the game is stable )
So good, more than 300 posts, then the game is successfull, yay!

Anyway...I eat a fat alive cat.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

screw you.

i eat a napalm grenade that has a 100% chance of working in a remote location.

amorboy
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Shepherd

i recruit army of samurai and ninjas to attack another japan village but we lose than i lose all of my loyalty than i rip off my stomach and ask a friend to cut my head and its not a
simulation

amorboy
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Shepherd

amorboy your friend doesn't want to be a murderer so he calls 911 and an ambulance saves you

lol its in ancient times like old japan and i have lost my loyalty so he should kill me and in ancient japan where is 911 lol

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