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Reton8
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Armor Games Rap
By: Reton8
[Think of Lil' Wayne when you read this.]

Playing games like knights.
Lots of Armor. Games
of Gondor, if you know what I'm talking about.
School let's out.
Rush to the Exit Path.
I'm a First class pro at that.
Got all the flairs. Yup, all of them hats.

Kongregate, Kongregrate on my nerves like cheese.
AG hosts games like a beast.
Beast like an Elephant.
Elephant Quest.
Failed my test cause the quest.
It was addicting, but not Addicting Games.
AG has only one abbreviation. So remember the name.
"A" stands for Armor and "G" stands for Games.

Playing Armor Games, cause they shield me from boredom.
Play'em on my lunch and, in my dorm room.
Fruit of the loom.
Playing in my PJ's.
Armor Games and a shout out to the DJ.

The games are free. So I play them freely.
After a fight with AG the opponent will need healing.
Highest rank, so I call him 10th Dan McNeely.
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck. Tell me what's next?
Armor Games 3!
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(10th Dan is the highest level attainable in Judo, however theoretically one can obtain higher levels, no one ever has.)

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waluigi
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I like it, it made me laugh. I think that some of the lines are a bit too long, in particular line 16, but good none the less. And good to see you back Reton.

SeriousWarrior
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Awesome rap, but... WUT? No Crush the castle reference?

Reton8
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I could make this into a real song and put it on youtube.

acmed
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I think the rap was very entertaining and very detailed. Although there is some flaws:

if you know what I'm talking about.


That phrase is a little cliche for a song. You might want to change that.

Also:

"A" stands for Armor and "G" stands for Games.


This phrase is a little weird for a rap. Maybe something a little interesting next time.

Other than those, the song was entertaining. :]
Reton8
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[quote]A" stands for Armor and "G" stands for Games.


This phrase is a little weird for a rap. Maybe something a little interesting next time.[/quote]

You have to look at the phrase as a whole.

AG has only one abbreviation. So remember the name.
"A" stands for Armor and "G" stands for Games.


What I'm trying to say here, while still being subtle and somewhat in a parody of Lil' Wayne, is that Armor Games out ranks Addicting Games by so much that AG can only stand for Armor Games. That you might as while forget about Addicting Games all together.
JohnGarell
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It's nice and so, but just a bit hard to realize it's a rap.

I could make this into a real song and put it on youtube.


Do YT think it's OK with advertising in the movies?
Reton8
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Do YT think it's OK with advertising in the movies?

It wouldn't be that popular of a song lol, if thats what you mean?
SierraCastaway
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It's okay......

SparklingKnight
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[/quote]It's okay......[/quote]

Its not ok its Great

[/quote]AG has only one abbreviation. So remember the name.
"A" stands for Armor and "G" stands for Games.[/quote]

Ehhh Its the one line I would change

Reton8
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It's okay......


Yeah it doesn't have a chorus so it isn't complete so I can understand.

AG has only one abbreviation. So remember the name.
"A" stands for Armor and "G" stands for Games.


This does sound a little bit like some sort of early 90's rap lyric.
sirmed2
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Meh, not into rap. I'd tell you what R.A.P stands for, but.. Ya.

aamer13
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i did think of lil wayne

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