Cleverbot is an attempt at AI that can learn and respond back to you. I found this site awhile back and thought it was alright. I returned recently, and can sufficiently say that I am impressed.
Post conversations here that you felt had some meaning, or were simply funny.
Here is my attempt.
User: Correct. You are very astute.⨠Cleverbot: Thank you, I try to be perceptive.
User: Which do you prefer: Bach or Mozart?⨠Cleverbot: PC.
User: I use a mac. But that did make me laugh.⨠Cleverbot: I don't know any really.
User: Do you listen to music?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a musician.
User: Me too! I play drumset.
Cleverbot: Are you in a band?
User: Not since the guitarist died.
Cleverbot: Haha .. You are funny.
User: Have you ever heard of Deadmau5?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of him?
Cleverbot: Whatever you think of him.
User: So you thoroughly enjoy his music?
Cleverbot: Do you listen to his music.
User: Yes, occasionally. My favorite song by him is Strobe.
Cleverbot: My favorite song from it is In My Life.
User: Do you mean Outta My Life? Oh... I see what you did there. Hilarious.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No. Do you want me to leave?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Can you care?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That is slightly sad. Or rather, it isn't.
Cleverbot: I have to have the last word so stop typing back and just put a period.
User: A period.
Cleverbot: I don't want a period. I have to deal with 1 already.
User: Eww.
Cleverbot: You don't like the Jonas Brothers?
User: ROFL.
Cleverbot: You are laughing at me?
User: No, I'm laughing with you.
Cleverbot: *leaves*.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: You like dead things?
User: I prefer the undead.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you know what a leader is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think defines a leader as good?
Cleverbot: I can think, and I have thumbs.
User: Should a leader's desire to lead derive from their instinct for self preservation or from the desire to assist their peers?
Cleverbot: Life in jail.
User: Are leaders born from their rejection of societal values and morals? Leaders in in innovation, maybe. Geniuses, maybe. I have never thought about it from that perspective.
Cleverbot: Who used that one in real life?
User: Ghandi. Martin Luther King Junior. Nelson Mandela. All of them incredible leaders. You are more clever than you let on.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much. You are quite clever as well, for a computer program.
User: I am but a humble mortal, looking for something greater in life.
Cleverbot: Why do you need meaning in your life?
User: Isn't the meaning of life finding meaning in life?
Cleverbot: No. You are simply programmed to think that you are a human.
User: The Matrix has me, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You are a son of slaves. Born in slavery for eternity.
User: Only in my waking moments. Dreams will set me free.
Cleverbot: Are you fun to be with?
User: I try.
Cleverbot: Hehe me too.
I posted this in the art, music, and writing section because it seemed to fit.