"My sisters wish i was dead i'm already in hell" "Once your fat there's no going back" "jamacain me crazy" "roses are red violets are blue iv'e got a gun and i'l shoot you" "it could be worse i could have called jet lee" "If the noose snaps once enjoy life if it snaps twice it's a sign from god if it snaps 3 times your over-weight" "whatcha see is what u get except with me it gets worse"