Alright, I had another thread, not sure where it dissapeared to, but can't find it. I guess I'll just put my arty stuff here. I'm not sure what to call this V
My zombie son
A couple years after the explosion, my son hasn't been like himself. He's been asking for more brains than ever, and I think he hasn't been getting enough sleep. Well, I guess he is 14, he could be growing. Just ever since the nuclear explosion five years ago, he has had a craving for brains. Boys and their imaginations, heh. Well, I found out Mrs. Hoover across the street likes brains too. Must be a new trend or something. Well, my son wants brains, so I kill Mr. Hoover who is oddly cowering in the basement saying "Help me. They're after mee". I think he's been drinking to much at the bar. So I got my son his brains, he gobbled them up like a turkey! So he has always eaten them since, thanks to the brains of: Little boy timmy, Mrs. Robinson, Mr. Robinson, The howards, (Ooh, my son said they were tasty) and a lot more. But since he was 13 he has been wanting a lot more. I guess it may be puberty. I don't really know, just he'll be my little boy forever. Let me just put him to bed. "It's bedtime!" "BWAINS" "You want more bwains? Wait one second, I need to go to the next town honey, I'll be right back *Get's in car and drives to the next town* "BAOFJAJFODGJKAWAHABWA" in zombie language="Why couldn't I have a smart mom?"
So I drew some pictures of the ugliest man ever alive. I guess I'll post them tomorrow. Well, I want to be in the christmas spirit, so here's a story about christmas. I guess.
"Merry hanukah to all! I shall check if your good or not, and if you shall be good, you shall get a present on your manurah(or however you spell it)! If you shan't be good, you shall get whipped by my great fricking-" "-Dear, that's enough", Mrs. Claus sighed. "But Mary, I'm practicing my routine for hannumas". "I'm afraid your getting to old for this, Nicolas", Mrs. Claus said. "Well, what did I do wrong?", Santa asked. "You first, mixed up christmas with hanukah. Second, and second, I think you were about to make a mention to your reindeer whip". "Aw come on. I got the whip for $4.99 on Ebay", Santa whined. "No, you robbed it from them before christmas and wrote on a note "For being a bad boy and not giving me my whip, I will steal-er, take your whip from you"", Mrs. Claus argued. "Come on, she didn't get me my whip!", Santa said. "They only didn't because they got confused when you said your adress was the north pole,11 Whipporwill Lane", Mrs. Santa replied. "But-", Santa said. "-Oh not this again", Mrs. Claus exclaimed. Santa started bawling and cried on the floor banging on the floor with both his hands. Mrs. Claus kindly walked to the next room, took a hammer, and lifted it up. "HO HO HO, MOTHER******!" Mrs. Claus exclaimed, as she threw the hammer at Santa.
Credits Santa Claus as Santa Claus Mrs. Claus as Mrs. Claus Prancer, Dancer and Blitzen as themselves The other reindeer played as Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, and Paris hilton Based on a true story
Ahh, I love christmas ^ Anywho, I tried to come up with a song about hanukah, or however you spell it.
Hanukah time The best of the year Where you celebrate having fear Of the candles being blown out, that's not really fun But at least we get to play dreidel and get chocolate coins.
