As Kommander Kitty was Pa-Trollin' around The SS_Meow5, a spacecraft of the Kittiez Nation, he noticed a ball of pink yarn lying on the deck. Undignifyingly, he started playing with it. No sooner had the ball been unwrapped 3 yards, had he realized: "IT'S A TRAP! IT'S FROM DA KITTY DARKLORD EPICSAUCE!" Then the ball of yarn transformed into Darklord Epicsauce. "Correction: It IS DARKLORD EPICSAUCE!" "Pwease Epicsauce, my Kitties are on their hourly nap! Wait until I have the Upper hand, then come back :3" "I haz 1 word for j00: NEVAR!!!" But then the Kommander remembered that his First Lieutenant, Space Lulz, was still awake... he could reach him from his walky-talky... which was three yards away, where he started playing with the yarn. "Uhh... can I go scootch a few yards to da left?" Asked our Kommander "NU! I'm gunna go take a very long nap, and if you move, I probably wont notice it... But keep in mind, I might!" Ahem... So Kommander Kitty was saved by random chance once again. "Thank god cats are so freaking lazy!" said Kommander Kitty, as he walked away... But then, because I want to write more of these, one of the Darklord Epicsauce's eyes opened. *Dramatic Music* To Be Continued...
I honestly don't know what this topic is about, but i clicked it because you were advertising it on you 'About' page. I am guessing it is something to do with randomness but i don't understand what it is actually about. If kommander kitty is a book, then i will read it without getting tortured by randomness.
It is in the Category Art, Music, and Writing.. it belongs in the 'Art' category :3 It's about a space commander that's a cat, and he fights Darklord Epicsauce, the Cat Darklord. It's way better in comic form.
yesh, yesh dey r. i liked your "comic". you should design a proper comic in paint or somethin, cuz then it'd be better. i'd rate it 3.5 starz! long live kommander kitty! :3
