Child stories are for children. Omahgawd, I'm a flippin' genious. Anyways... Once upon 20 years ago, far, far, almost 40 miles away, there lived a Frog. Now, this frog named Frog lived on a lake. One day, he tried to put on his legendary 1000 year old magestic Ballet Slippers he just bought from the store for $11.95. he tried to put them on, but while he was at the store I kept bothering him with my bad jokes, so he forgot that he had webbed feet, and couldnt fit them in the slippers. "YEW SUCK! I'M NOT BRINGIN' YEW TO DA STORE NEXT TIME!" Excuse me for a moment... "WELL DEN I'M NAWT TELLIN' THIS STORY 'BOUGHT YEW!" "Fine, be dat wai" ...Anyways, he went to the land of the Wise Turtles, where every turtle had a beard because every wise turtle has a beard so yeah. "Mr Turtle, dew yew know how I can fit into theese slippers?" The wise turtle thought for almost 4 minutes... Then, right when the frog thought the Turtle was having a stroak, the turtle bit off the frogs middle toe and the webbed part of his toe. "Omahgawd, thanks!" then the turtle passed out for some reason... "Kthxbai" So the frog went back to the lake, put on his ballet slippers, and started doing ballet. Then, all of a sudden... a Herran swooped down and caught Frog. *Ominous music* Then the Herran ate Frog, but the frog had the last laugh because before he was swallowed, he pulled out some hand grenades and pulled the rings out so yeah. While Mr Turtle used the frog to make a Feather coat he always wanted. Mr Turtle then went down to the lake and started collecting the feathers in a basket to make the coat. *Creepy, cheery music*
Then the Herran ate Frog, but the frog had the last laugh because before he was swallowed, he pulled out some hand grenades and pulled the rings out so yeah.
