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jamesneck
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The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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LucasDaLegend
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Is this a poem or something?

If so, i will attempt to answer your question. The man who invented it is Steve Jobs. The man who bought it is my dad. The man who needs it is a stereotypical african. It is an apple mac.

Cenere
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Nah, it is a reused riddle. If you look it up, you will see the originality and poetry in this is naught.
Even if it was just for fun, I generally dislike people that mess with this section, that think they can do whatever, especially without reading, understanding the point of this section.
Unoriginal and lacking opening post aside, let's see...

"What is these things, who would pay money for those?" The broad man, his dark beard matching his even darker brows that kept jumping under his hat, his figure wandering from side to side, the suit coat flying behind him stiffly, nothing like the dark wings younger men, finer men had, but rather like the dark, glasslike wings of a beetle, that man yelled those words out that day.
All those money wasted was placed in front of him, in the shape of those objects he could not find a reason for being there. It had been an idea, not a good one, not a bad one, just an idea, but in the process of turning it material, the idea had twisted and turned, ridden by the devil into that horrific waste of time, space, money, energy, breath.
[insert the rest]

invalid777
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[quote=LucasDaLegend]If so, i will attempt to answer your question. The man who invented it is Steve Jobs. The man who bought it is my dad. The man who needs it is a stereotypical african. It is an apple mac.[/quote]
LOL nice

Answer: A coffin

How 'bout next time post original jokes? I figured yours out by Google.

jkl3848
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That's a good riddle. I have one. What gets wetter the more it dries?

Cenere
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A towel. Now that we have concluded that this thread is useless, not only as a riddle thread but also in this forum section, not to mention it continues to be useless, let's let it die again, shall we?

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