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Kids who play narnia
Gradually get barmiar and barmiar!

No, seriously though.

I once saw a fish
Whose only wish
Was to eat a cookie
That looked like snooki

My lima.... limerr.... limarookihow. Whatever. xD

LOL

There once was an artist named gaint
Who swallowed some samples of paint
all shades of the spectrum
flowed out of his rectum
with a colorful lack of restraint.

I once sat down with the duchess for tea
her manners were a sight to see
her rumblings abdominal
were simply phenomenal
and everyone thought it was me!


>.> <.< >.< <.>

In Mayberry there once was a tree that was quite tall
Everyone in this little town called this old tree Paul
One man in town thought it was time for a great big fire
He cut and cut but he didn't get far for he was quick to tire
Some men in town loved old Paul so they got ready for a brawl

Help the teacher is killing me ( class work ) ryme hhmm I'm supposed to ryme right well someone should come up with a ryme for what I said above

@ omarz, here.

Help the teacher is killing me
my brains are spilling all over me
I think it is time
to bust a rhyme
but my homework is filling me.

BUmp buMP

Bump is a wonderful word,
But it doesn't rhyme with bird,
I think it is time,
to suck on a lime,
And my screams will be heard...

come on, people. post here.

Here's a limerick I posted on Schmiddy's poetry corner:

AG has been made awesomely
Everywhere I shall see,
Is something fun everywhere
Because the owner of the site really cares
About being epic like me.

nice one, diaz! here is another one.

Armorgames is awesome
kind of like a possum
it is pwn
and own
it is so awesome, it is grawesome. (great+awesome=grawesome)

how do u write a limerick?????

A limerick is a piece of writing that has five lines and has a certain pattern like this:

Line 1 (Introduction of topic)
Line 2 (Rhymes with line 1)
Line 3 (Doesn't rhyme with 1 or 2)
Line 4 (Rhymes with 4)
Line 5 (Rhymes with 1 and 2)

There's my guide!

Line 1 (Introduction of topic)
Line 2 (Rhymes with line 1)
Line 3 (Doesn't rhyme with 1 or 2)
Line 4 (Rhymes with 3)
Line 5 (Rhymes with 1 and 2)

Whoops!

lol, I like limericks.

there once was a narwale
and it blew up a gale
it blew a boat with a sail
and it crashed into the narwale