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TinyAnt

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Posted March 24, '12 5:30am UTC

[DarthVader strolls into the rooms and confronts a StormTrooper]

DarthVader: Trooper! Has the Death Star been completed yet?

StormTrooper1: Yes, of course sir. And we added a little something extra.

DarthVader: Really? What?

StormTrooper1: Why, we added a giant hole that leads to the core of the Deathstar, that, when detonated, blows the entire thing up!

DarthVader: What?!? Why??!

StormTrooper1: Well, all of us agreed that the Deathstar would just be boring if it were invincible. My gosh, do you want us to be even more boring? We already wear white tights and run around carrying fake guns!

DarthVader: No!!!! The whole point was for it to be an invincible threat! Oh well, at least it is well secured. Right?

StormTrooper1: What...? No... We actually made a giant ungaurded trench leading right to it. Even better, it is even big enough to fit a starfighter!

DarthVader: Oh no. Oh noo. Quickly, Patch it, PATCH IT.

[StormTrooper1 is about to respond when another trooper bursts into the room]

StormTrooper2: My Lord, the Rebels are attacking us! Oh, by the way, apparently the rebels are aiming for the hole that kills us all.

Stormtrooper1 and 2: YAY OTHER TEAM!

DarthVader: /facepalm/ Get me my Tie Fighter.

StormTrooper1: Wouldn't you prefer a Star Destroyer?

DarthVader: No.

~~~

[In the Trench with Luke]

ObiWan's Ghost: Use the Force Luke...

Luke: Sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of phazers.

ObiWan's Ghost: I said USE THE FORCE, LUKE.

Luke: Oh. Okay.

Rebel: Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?

Luke: Hmm? Oh, an old man told me to turn it off.

Rebel: What..? Are you O.K., Luke?

Luke: Actually, i'm a little angry. All the enemies are copying my X-Wing.

Rebel: What?!?! Luke, those are your teammates!

Luke: Oh !@%^&. That is why they were calling me a donkey as they died.

[DarthVader's ship falls behind Luke's]

DarthVader: Aha! Now i have got you! Now... Hey Luke, hold still please... I have to lock on to you...

Luke: Oh, okay. Sure. /Shuts the engine off/

DarthVader: WHAT THE?!?!

[They are about to crash but DarthVader pulls up]

DarthVader: DON"T TURN THE ENGINE OFF.

Luke: Well, sorry.

[Millenium Falcon falls behind DarthVader and opens fire]

DarthVader: AGHHGHGHGHGABABAAFFDHDJKDGKCG!!!!!! /Engine is damaged and he floats off into space/

HanSolo: H..H...H...H...H...Hey... Hey Luke... Hey... Hey Luke... I...I...I... I KILLED DARTH VADER!

Luke: That's... Nice...

HanSolo: Now let's blow this thing and go home!

[They near the hole]

HanSolo: I could totally make a funny joke about this but i figure that would be going a little far. Eh, Luke?

Luke: Yeah. Oh boy, here we go.

[Luke fires torpedoes at the hole]

[Misses]

Luke: Oops. Wow, this is impossible. FORGET THIS. /Turns on Targeting Computer//Fires/

~~~

[At Awards Ceremony]

[Leia puts gold medals around Han's and Luke's neck.]

HanSolo: Thank you, my Lady.

Luke: Thank you, my La- wait a second! These are plastic!

Leia: /Ignores Luke/ We are also awarding you with a 50 pound solid gold trophy worth 5 billion credits!..

[Han's and Luke's mouth waters]

Leia:...that we are donating to the Build a Bear foundation!

Han and Luke together: WHAT?!??!

~The End~

[DarthVader strolls into the rooms and confronts a StormTrooper]\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: Trooper! Has the Death Star been completed yet?\r\n\r\n[b]StormTrooper1[/b]: Yes, of course sir. And we added a little something extra.\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: Really? What?\r\n\r\n[b]StormTrooper1[/b]: Why, we added a giant hole that leads to the core of the Deathstar, that, when detonated, blows the entire thing up! :D\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: [i]What?!? Why??![/i]\r\n\r\n[b]StormTrooper1[/b]: Well, all of us agreed that the Deathstar would just be boring if it were invincible. My gosh, do you want us to be even more boring? We already wear white tights and run around carrying fake guns!\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: No!!!! The whole point was for it to be an invincible threat! Oh well, at least it is well secured. Right?\r\n\r\n[b]StormTrooper1[/b]: What...? No... We actually made a giant ungaurded trench leading right to it. Even better, it is even big enough to fit a starfighter!\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: Oh no. Oh noo. Quickly, Patch it, PATCH IT.\r\n\r\n[StormTrooper1 is about to respond when another trooper bursts into the room]\r\n\r\n[b]StormTrooper2[/b]: My Lord, the Rebels are attacking us! Oh, by the way, apparently the rebels are aiming for the hole that kills us all. :D\r\n\r\n[b]Stormtrooper1 and 2[/b]: YAY OTHER TEAM!\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: /facepalm/ Get me my Tie Fighter.\r\n\r\n[b]StormTrooper1[/b]: Wouldn't you prefer a Star Destroyer?\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: No.\r\n\r\n~~~\r\n\r\n[In the Trench with Luke]\r\n\r\n[b]ObiWan's Ghost[/b]: Use the Force Luke...\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of phazers.\r\n\r\n[b]ObiWan's Ghost[/b]: I said USE THE FORCE, LUKE.\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Oh. Okay.\r\n\r\n[b]Rebel[/b]: Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Hmm? Oh, an old man told me to turn it off.\r\n\r\n[b]Rebel[/b]: What..? Are you O.K., Luke?\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Actually, i'm a little angry. All the enemies are copying my X-Wing.\r\n\r\n[b]Rebel[/b]: What?!?! Luke, those are your teammates!\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Oh !@%^&. That is why they were calling me a donkey as they died.\r\n\r\n[DarthVader's ship falls behind Luke's]\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: Aha! Now i have got you! Now... Hey Luke, hold still please... I have to lock on to you...\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Oh, okay. Sure. /Shuts the engine off/\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: WHAT THE?!?!\r\n\r\n[They are about to crash but DarthVader pulls up]\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: DON"T TURN THE ENGINE OFF.\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Well, sorry.\r\n\r\n[Millenium Falcon falls behind DarthVader and opens fire]\r\n\r\n[b]DarthVader[/b]: AGHHGHGHGHGABABAAFFDHDJKDGKCG!!!!!! /Engine is damaged and he floats off into space/\r\n\r\n[b]HanSolo[/b]: H..H...H...H...H...Hey... Hey Luke... Hey... Hey Luke... I...I...I... I KILLED DARTH VADER!\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: That's... Nice...\r\n\r\n[b]HanSolo[/b]: Now let's blow this thing and go home!\r\n\r\n[They near the hole]\r\n\r\n[b]HanSolo[/b]: I could totally make a funny joke about this but i figure that would be going a little far. Eh, Luke?\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Yeah. Oh boy, here we go.\r\n\r\n[Luke fires torpedoes at the hole]\r\n\r\n[Misses]\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Oops. Wow, this is impossible. FORGET THIS. /Turns on Targeting Computer//Fires/\r\n\r\n~~~\r\n\r\n[At Awards Ceremony]\r\n\r\n[Leia puts gold medals around Han's and Luke's neck.]\r\n\r\n[b]HanSolo[/b]: Thank you, my Lady.\r\n\r\n[b]Luke[/b]: Thank you, my La- wait a second! These are [i]plastic[/i]!\r\n\r\n[b]Leia[/b]: /Ignores Luke/ We are also awarding you with a 50 pound solid gold trophy worth 5 [i]billion[/i] credits!..\r\n\r\n[Han's and Luke's mouth waters] \r\n\r\nLeia:...that we are donating to the Build a Bear foundation!\r\n\r\nHan and Luke together: WHAT?!??!\r\n\r\n[b]~The End~[/b]

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jkl3848

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Peasant

Posted March 24, '12 10:22pm UTC

Funny. When it ended, I heard the closing credits music in my head!

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Schmiddy1234

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Nomad

Posted March 25, '12 2:36pm UTC

LOl... my favorite part was the build a bear one

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Tobisper

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Nomad

Posted April 1, '12 3:17pm UTC

LOl at the end.

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