Manly Man here and I have a competition for you. Make a story off of some obscure movie/book reference example of an obscure reference that you could use if you want: in the movie Elf, Buddy's father and his coworkers are in a conference with Miles Finch, and they're discussing ideas for a kids book, one of the coworkers says something to do with a tribe of asparagus children who are conscious about the way their pee smells. There's a example now get to work people, oh and there will be no actual prize for winning
P.S. I apologize if the satanist already had this idea
