I figured out another way to tell someone of bleach. It is a pretty simple combination really. TRANS-DIMESION GHOST BUSTING SAMURAIS. That pretty much makes bleach in a nutshell. When I saw the first episode of death note. . .I SAW NO CONFLICT. I love .hack, even though it can be hard to follow when your younger. Naruto. . .meh, I like it, but it's turning into filler hell. Plus, Sasuke's just a freiking emo kid with a crow on his head. Sakura, she's a whining little piece of crud that is both a mega-obsessor over a prick (sasuke) and is melodramatic. Pretty much, the new mayor/hokage, is a 100 year old granny who has a gambling addiction, has a lacky who has a lacky of which is A PIG. Plus, way too much talking in the series. . . .yet I can't stop watching. Oh yeah, there is this stalker chick on naruto like a fly when you haven't bathed for a week. . . .in the summer in PHEONIX. Bleach, theres a little kitty, that likes to freak out red head emo's by turning into a purple-haired human form while being butt-naked. Yeah, pretty FREAKIN GROSS ANIME GUY! Plus, in manga, they barely cover up the genteals, either theres alot of pervs in japan, or our world is really screwed up since governments kicked in. Now for the bleach rant. One thing, the name is retarded, anyone will agree, that it is NOT a good thing to name your animated series after a cleaning product made to take out stains. . .or at least in America. Oh, heres one that most people don't know. . .READ OR DIE! For lord sakes. . .a anime where you use PAPER to guard a FLAMING SPEAR flying STRAIGHT AT YOUR FACE, YEAH, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! Oh, here's a popular anime. . .FULL METAL ALCHEMIST! Yeah, if you thought that I couldn't POSSIBLY rant about this one, YOUR WRONG.. . . . OBJECTION. Anyways, the thought of a kid killing their mother to do a bad thing. . .pretty retarded. Another thing, the action sequences are only SOMETIMES even DECENT. Naruto often times has better fights. Plus, theres so much drama, it's like it might as well be a soap. The main thing that makes me think, "OK WTH?" would most likely be the entire plot of the story. I've heard of a philosopher stone yeah, but ALCHEMY WAS USED AS A CHEMISTRY PROJECT TO TURN LEAD INTO GOLD NOT FLESH INTO METAL. They blew off what alchemy really is and put a whole new definition. SCIENCE ROCKS YOU JAPANESE JERKS! I'm sure many people have just made me their new enemy on the #1 spot. Hell, I really don't care. Mainly, you HAVE to agree with all the crap I'm talking about. Now then, the only anime that doesn't steam me. .hack! Trust me, it was hard to punctuate that start. Now then, about half the time I get lost in the .hack universe, spliting off on a total new subject deriving from the subject they are talking about. The one thing though, is that their gonna make a video game of a video game, they should make it a MMO as the video game portrays it. When I was little, I couldn't get enough of a certain .hack, I forgot what it was but it was cuz some kid with blue hair in a mage uniform couldn't log out and was stuck in the game. That has so many flaws in it that I can't even point them out. Plus at the end of the series, the two of them meet together for the first time, hug, shed some tears, and it ends. So I was thinking at the end. . . .they were both chicks. . .. . are they homosexual? It was kinda weird because (no offense) homosexuals are normally made fun of on T.V. As I said before, the series is hard to follow. In the same series I was talking about (the no log out guy), there were so many different scene changes and flashbacks, I wasn't sure what was past and what was present. Especially since episodes could have been composed entirely of flash backs. WHOO! I got alot of anime rants out there. I do say though, all the animes I ranted about I don't entirely hate. oops! I forgot the main thing that people will put a gun to my FACE for if I dare say this at school (theres an anime club 0.o) INUYASHA! If you didn't think I could say bad things to this, you, again, are wrong. Devilishly wrong. Inuyasha tends to take things way out of proportion, and it gets annoying seeing schoolgirl drama with a dog man. I mean god, you bikker like a married couple who hate each other, and you hold a grudge even after some guy with a horrible hair style comes to save you from a demented pretty boy with a spider shaped burn on his back. YEAH, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!! Plus, may I say, as a quote from the famous game RE:4 "why if it isn't the B**** in the red dress" that portrays kikyo. She knows that her and Inuyasha were set up, yet she still has the nerve to try and shoot him in the face. . . .AGAIN. I'm sure plenty of you Inuyasha fans are saying "HEY! It wasn't in the face, it was the chest!" Yeah, well, I really don't care, it's retarded anyway. plus, a little sword that looks like it went through hell (tetsaiga) which has several chips and scratches turns into a giant sword ten times the size of the glaive sword in amorphus+. Plus, that specific sword seems to be a way of saying "HAHA! were in anceint times so I can't get a hummer, but this'll have to do!"
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JUST KIDDING! I just want to conclude this by saying that soshomuru is a retard, being emo and something about not happy with his sword, yeah, GET OVER IT. Half-demons being minority. . .wow, that's like, the most RETARDED thing I have EVER even HEARD. You'd think that the talking perv sage would be the minority, making sure that he grabs someones butt by the end of EACH episode. whoo. I just want to say again, that each anime is good. . .TO A POINT. Some suck, some are perverted, and some just plain don't make sense (yeah, I'm talking to YOU read or die!).
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