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ablu2
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The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.

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zlith
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I build a time machine and go back in time to destroy the factory that made the bricks that created the wall, AND I built a paradox machine so in case I cease to exist the paradox machine will keep me alive by generating a paradox.

p.s. I did travel back to the present
p.p.s A paradox is an impossibility example: i go back in time and kill my father

Koshionos
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I simply get the new brick wall a new home in Iraq, -5000000 HP

RubberyChicken
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Nomad

I create a trebuchet, and continually launch boulders against the wall.

ablu2
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Nomad

I build a time machine and go back in time to destroy the factory that made the bricks that created the wall, AND I built a paradox machine so in case I cease to exist the paradox machine will keep me alive by generating a paradox.
I got the bricks from some random dude off the street. He doesnt have a name so you cant find him.

I create a trebuchet, and continually launch boulders against the wall.
We are in hell so the wood burns. You do manage to get a boulder in though, it hits the wall and knocks it over. -50 damage.

Paku blasts the ceiling and a lot of spikes fall on the wall. -50 damage.

Current wall hp: 97,400
Status: The wall has been fell.

Riou1231
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Peasant

I get my Grenade launcher that fires freeze rounds that will freeze the brick wall! I shoot 3 rounds at it!

Riou1231
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Okay about the gaunlet of zeus thing it's a huge gauntlet that when you punch something thunder comes out of it and can basically break anything that is hard

deth4
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i have john kerry talk about his war experience. the wall begins to notice its eyelids growing heavier.

then god comes down to hell to beat up the wall

then every criminal in hell decides to destroy the wall with their foots.

Riou1231
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Dude Brick Walls don't have eyes instead they have motion detectors in their insides

The_Masquerade
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I simply get the new brick wall a new home in Iraq, -5000000 HP


I lol'd for a sex.

Then I seced the wall for +2 bricks. We made babies.
Riou1231
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Masquerade! You have to DESTROY the brick wall not have SEX with it! It doesn't matter cause the Brick Wall is a male and you have to be a female hahaha

miguelin11
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i'll call in ironman from the movie and while he's destroying the wall i'll take a few bricks as souvenirs

capartyboy1212
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ok i have 3

1. we send an elite squad of ninjas to kill the wall

2. (kinda like like 1) we send chuck norris on the wall or bruce lee or both

3.we feed the wall REALLY REALLY REALLY spicy chili

The_Masquerade
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REAGAN SMASH!

-9999999 BRICKS

REAGAN SLEEPY

REAGAN REGENS 99999 HP

Patriot win.

Riou1231
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Screw you Reagan!

I take off my hand and slap the wall with it hahaha!

octobokid95
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i get a circus elephant to trample over it! and if that dont work i buy a bunch of bricks and put it all in a cannon and ignite the string that starts it from 500 metres away in a safe building with brick proof glass!

EXTRA EXTRA!
Brick abadons brick wall and attacks it!
hehe

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