The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
Now for a description of the area. Everything is on fire thus wood and meltable things are melted. There are four pillars holding up the ceiling with 1,000 hp each. There are hell creatures that befriended the wall and are defending it.
Current wall hp: 97,400 Status: All posts during this round were invalid due to: 1: Riou is dead. 2: The things sent at it were meltable. 3: You guys are lame. 4: The wall has no gender.
Here's quite a weird one. Nuke, bomb, airstrike, turret, gun, and blast it with acid, and then plant loads of fireworks at it for celebration of it being destroyed and then get loads of people to fire bazzoka's, RPG's and all the guns in the world, and if it's not destroyed, WHAT THE HELL?!
I tried to befriend the wall by throwing rocks (there are so many down here) at attacking people then when the wall least expected it I tapped its shoulder and ran off thereby making it look at nothing MWAHAHAHAHA
I hire a man in a fire suit armed with a watergun to extiguish the flames then a bulldozer to hit one of the pillars then cause a chain reaction with the other pillars, and call in some HOT hell creatures to make out with your hell creatures and while the wall is free from anything to protect itself I take a can of spray paint and write "Miguelin11 RuLz!" on the wall then run as fast as I can!
Btw, YOU IGNORED MY LAST TWO POST YOU..YOU.. CHEATER! >_<
i shot it with a lazar beam Lazars do not exist. Learn to spell.
Here's quite a weird one. Nuke, bomb, airstrike, turret, gun, and blast it with acid, and then plant loads of fireworks at it for celebration of it being destroyed and then get loads of people to fire bazzoka's, RPG's and all the guns in the world, and if it's not destroyed, WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL!? Wall of text FTL!
I attack the wall by launching Riou's dead body at the wall with a catapult made out of Tungsten (melts at 6192ðF) Rious body has been melted earlier this week.
Current wall hp: 97,400 Status: I can do this all day.
I build a concession stand with the wall being one of the walls than I sold crappy junk and people rioted and destroyed the stand and the wall and just in case I pushed the wall's self destruct switch and it blew up then just because this will probably not do anything I rebuilt the wall and called it a n00b and threw a brick at it then I pressed the self destruct switch a second time.
I pull an SBD, nothing happens, so I just took a stick of dynamite put in the center of the wall set it off, ran, threw a pie, than harassed for not putting up a fight, -5000 HP and +50 humiliation points...
fine then, with my tungsten catapult, I lob several large balls of tungsten at your wall A boulder falls on your catapult and you. -40 damage. -10 damage from sunburn. Your dead.
I build a concession stand with the wall being one of the walls than I sold crappy junk and people rioted and destroyed the stand and the wall and just in case I pushed the wall's self destruct switch and it blew up then just because this will probably not do anything I rebuilt the wall and called it a n00b and threw a brick at it then I pressed the self destruct switch a second time. No-one in hell wants to buy anything. GTFO! -50 damage from the devil. Your dead.
I cover the wall in air freshener. Your air freshener bottle spontaneasly bursts into flames and explodes. -50 hp to you. Your dead.
I pull an SBD, nothing happens, so I just took a stick of dynamite put in the center of the wall set it off, ran, threw a pie, than harassed for not putting up a fight, -5000 HP and +50 humiliation points... A boulder falls on you. -50 hp.
Paku blasts one of the pillars for heavy damage. -250 hp.
Current wall hp: 97,400 Pillar 1 hp: 750 Pillar 2 hp: 1,000 Pillar 3 hp: 1,000 Pillar 4 hp: 1,000 Status: I can do this all day.
Am i alive now? If then i get my trusty grenade launcher and fire 2 grenades at the 1st pillar Eh fine. 50 damage each. Paku Helps and shoots explosive fire at the pillar. Double attack does 250.
Current wall hp: 97,400 Pillar 1 hp: 500 Pillar 2 hp: 1,000 Pillar 3 hp: 1,000 Pillar 4 hp: 1,000 Status: I can do this all day.
i throw a snowball at the wall, to weaken it's structure, and then launch a missle at it. i also give the wall a really ugly sweater. -60,00 hp and +93 humiliation points. i also slap the pillars 1-3 with riou's face.
