The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
Current Wall hp: 81,200 Primary Wall hp: 4,000 Secondary Wall hp: 2,000 Hold hp: 1,000 Garrison: 290 of the finest Koopa Troop members Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post Equipment: Diamond Drill Dead: Riou1231, ArmorKage, miguelin11, Heal meal Stage: Bowser's Keep in the Mushroom Kingdom
Riou
You attempt a one man assult on the wall. It epically fails since that is an oxymoron, but you manage to kill 5 of the garrison before dying and hit the Primary wall for 100 damage (-50 to Riou1231, he is dead)
Miguelin11
You use a wall that is 10X bigger to attack the fortress, it falls on its side onto a mattress and can't get up, ever.
You throw Armorkage at the wall, he gets hit by several supersonic bricks, killing him (-50hp to ArmorKage)
You throw bigbrain's body at the wall, it hits and deals 100 damage to the primary wall.
Random stupid comments ignored
Bigbrain you attempt to kick the wall. You get killed by bricks while walking. (-50 hp to bigbrain, he is dead) No further attacks of yours will count as you are dead for a few pages...
Healmeal
you try to push miguelin against the wall, you end up getting both of you killed and end up dealing no damage. (-50 hp to miguelin11 and healmeal, you are both dead)
Burnt You know what happens to the death stars... you get blown up inside of the death star (Burnt is dead)
Daleksparta Considering how many nukes you are firing, the maturity level would be set to M, and thus they could never hit the mushroom kingdom which is set to E.
DiTzi you call the wall fat, you never even make it the actual wall since you get eaten on the way
I send 5 tanks to shoot he wall, affter the tanks are done I send 2 fighter bombers, lastly in 5000 miles away I tell the wall to kill it self thru a walkie talkie
You send some tanks to assult bowser's keep, they sucessfully deal 2,000 damage to the primary wall, until some flying soldiers get to the tanks, open the hatches and kill everybody inside, while keeping the tanks intact. The 2 fighter bombers come and deal another 500 to the primary, secondary and Hold part of the Castle, and lastly you tell the wall to kill itself, which utterly fails and makes the wall angrier.
Current Wall hp: 81,200 Primary Wall hp: 1,500 Secondary Wall hp: 1,500 Hold hp: 500 Garrison: 290 of the finest Koopa Troop members with 5 tanks. Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and is currently very angry. Equipment: Diamond Drill Dead: Riou1231, ArmorKage, miguelin11, Heal meal Stage: Bowser's Keep in the Mushroom Kingdom
gah you have got to be kidding me.OK, the n let me get out the list off the internet.
Mario Starfox link Kirby Pikachu Samus Zelda Bowser Donkey Kong Yoshi peach ice climbers sheik Pit Wario Zero Suit Samus Ike Pokemon trainer Diddy Kong meta knight solid snake Lucas sonic King Dedede and Pikmen +Olimar
All of those people from Super Smash Bros. Brawl attack the wall.Happy now!?
Not yet, you have to state how they will attack the wall.
....I hate you.....and no I'm not going to do that right now.So I will send Mario in by himself...for now to attack the wall with his fire ball attack.
Current Wall hp: 81,200 Primary Wall hp: 1,500 Secondary Wall hp: 1,500 Hold hp: 500 Garrison: 290 of the finest Koopa Troop members with 5 tanks. Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and is currently very angry. Equipment: Diamond Drill Dead: Riou1231, ArmorKage, miguelin11, Heal meal, Mario Stage: Bowser's Keep in the Mushroom Kingdom
He uses fireballs against the wall, he gets shot by a tank that was hijacked earlier.
OK,next I shall send Star Fox and his team to attack from the sky with their Star Fighters(or whatever those vehicles are called) to attack the fortress.
RubberyChicken I swear tomorrow if I have time.I am going to make a flash vid of a nuke blowing up your stupid wall,and thanks TYofLER.
So I have Star Fox(also known as Fox McCloud) and his team of Falco Lombardi,Slippy Toad,and Krystal attack your Fortress(all of it) with their arwings,using all of its weapons available.This includes lasers and smart bombs.
Okay since my assault last time didn't work I'll take a garrison of 200 Warriors with razor sharp swords and assault the primary wall with my bazooka while the warriors defend me and kill the koopas!