The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
I hijack a covenant ship and use the glassing beam to vaporize the brick wall and capture the vapor in a jar, which I promptly nuke with a fallout 3 era nuke like the one from megaton, before killing all plants in the area, washing a hurricane over it to wash away all the soil, and hire a snow plow guy to plow the irradiated remains of the brick wall to the center of the Earth through a conveniently located hole, where it melds with the core and eventually heats up to a temperature where it melts completely and becomes part of the Earth's core. This whole time, I was watching from a safe temporal bubble outside of time, and btw I got all this stuff from a mystery block in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Current Wall hp: 81,200 Primary Wall hp: breached Secondary Wall hp: 1,000 Hold hp: 500 Garrison: 190 of the finest Koopa Troop members Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and is currently very angry. Dead: Riou1231, Mario, All of the Starfox team other than Peppy, miguelin11 Stage: Bowser's Keep in the Mushroom Kingdom
I hijack a covenant ship and use the glassing beam to vaporize the brick wall and capture the vapor in a jar, which I promptly nuke with a fallout 3 era nuke like the one from megaton, before killing all plants in the area, washing a hurricane over it to wash away all the soil, and hire a snow plow guy to plow the irradiated remains of the brick wall to the center of the Earth through a conveniently located hole, where it melds with the core and eventually heats up to a temperature where it melts completely and becomes part of the Earth's core. This whole time, I was watching from a safe temporal bubble outside of time, and btw I got all this stuff from a mystery block in the Mushroom Kingdom.
All of this fails since you got destoyed by the covenant ship since you aren't master chief
I got it from a mystery block though, and the only thing inside of it was an unarmed grunt, which i killed by throwing a koopa shell at it. so it didn't fail.
Current Wall hp: 81,200 Primary Wall hp: breached Secondary Wall hp: breeched Hold hp: 500 Garrison: 140 of the finest Koopa Troop members Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and is currently very angry. Dead: Riou1231, Mario, All of the Starfox team other than Peppy, miguelin11 Stage: Bowser's Keep in the Mushroom Kingdom
can I channel my epic failure into a destructive beam to attack the brick wall?
Now you are thinking. It destroys the secondary wall and another 50 Koopas since you failed epically.
Current Wall hp: 81,200 Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post. Dead: Stage: Completely open plain, with a few tumble weeds
You launch napalm, you fry 50 soldiers
You launch an assult with 10 tanks with a premptive missle assault, the missle go haywire and blow up your tanks.
you throw your right shoe at the wall and your left shoe gets deflected from me to the wall, both were filled with ultra high explosives and completely destroyed all remains of the fortress, it is now just an open plain.
I use my newbiness and innocence and Lawful Neutral Alignment to convince The Wall to not hurt me.
And then, ONLY IF IT HURTS ME OR INSULTS ME, I challenge it to an alcohol drinking contest. With me being a Pole, I should win and it should lose, die, or get The Real Hobo's debuffs from Sonny 2, making it more vulnerable.
The nuclear missle goes haywire and blows up in your face. You are dead.
I use my newbiness and innocence and Lawful Neutral Alignment to convince The Wall to not hurt me.
And then, ONLY IF IT HURTS ME OR INSULTS ME, I challenge it to an alcohol drinking contest. With me being a Pole, I should win and it should lose, die, or get The Real Hobo's debuffs from Sonny 2, making it more vulnerable.
The wall is an inanimate object, so it doesn't hurt you... but you trip on a tumble weed and blame the wall, and the wall wins the alcohol drinking contest. You die from alcohol poisoning.
Current Wall hp: 81,200 Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post and is full of alcohol. Dead: russianfreak, Minnakht Stage: Completely open plain, with a few tumble weeds
