The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
Current Wall hp: 66,265 Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. Also, there are some red roses on the wall,and plenty of thermite on the wall also. Dead: knight_34 Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds. 20 missle launchers defend the wall and 999 brick minions defend the wall.
OK,well it is time for me to send in my real army.The army I was building that I told you about was just replaceable robots,but while I was using that to detract you I was actually training my real army underground,of competent,well trained,brave, loyal soldiers.I send them in with their anti-brick guns guns that I made sure all worked properly,and do not use any ammo.
Your army gets stuck on a giant, subtereanian magnet
Ok so i come up to the wall with 20 rocket launchers set them up in front of the wall take out my USAS-12 Give the right wall 20,000 bricks and ofer my help to the wall.
The wall is now armed. But the bicks weren't made correctly and turn into dust en route. The wall trusts you.
This is sad. Russianfreak nails himself on the wall and I send a missile to finish him and the wall off.
The missle hits the dust cloud formed by the bricks being dropped and explodes. (-100 hp to the wall, -10 hp to Russian Freak)
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On with the show... I drive a bulldozer into the wall. To no avail though and the bulldozer explodes! I am dead! Nooooooooooooo....
You get shot by a missle, you are dead.
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I help the wall by building him 1000 Brick Minions that work just like him but he can command them as another sign of our friendship!
The wall is defended by 1000 brick minions, it now likes you even more.
I dance a jig, trying to entertain the wall...
But nothing happened.
i throw a pebble at the brick wall and use a gold stick to hit the brick minions!
The pebble hits the wall (-1 hp to the wall) You attempt to kill the brick minons with a stick of gold. You get swarmed before you kill even 1, giving the a stick of gold!
Ohwell, it's the Heroes day today...
I swear excessively, and then command a Wraith to use its Harm Touch on the wall.
(Harm Touch - dispels all buffs and kills one unit from the selected stack.)
There are no buffs to reset, but you kill 1 brick minion
Well, that's better than just omitting my tries...
Seeingas I killed one brick minion, they are just onestacked...
I summon about 32 stacks of 2 Pit Spawns each. Then, I tell each of them to attack the Brick Minions stack, 4 stacks of Pit Spawns at a time. And, as the Wraith isn't redead yet, I command it to try to GET TO THE WALL AND USE HARM TOUCH ON THE WALL, CENSORIT!
The Pit Spawns use weapons with Axe of Slaughterer ability. This increases the damage done by (2*Creatures_Amount). So, If the brick minions have less than 64 hp each, all will be dead.
Ohyes, I have the Fiery Wrath feat. This makes my units do +10% fire damage. I command my Horned Leaper to Leap at the wall (+2 attack for every tile he jumps in, instant attack, double counterattack damage from the attacked), and his attack SHOULD IGNITE THE THERMITE and then he'll die due to the wall's counterattack. And, the wall won't counterattack the Wraith, as noone does this after Harm Touch.
After you process this, I'll use the most powerful thing I can find here.
Current my HP: 23 (I don't have good constitution) My status: Healthy, no one trusts me, I don't trust anyone, immune to periodic damage, immune to long-range attacks. Location: The Biggest Bank in World. If you destroy this, the world will selfdestruct due to massive economical disruption that will cause enough chaos. Creation points: 231337119001 Dead: No
I make the wall some body armor perfectly made for it therefore the body armor will absorb damage and decrease damage dealt to the wall! I like being on the wall's side