Current Wall hp: :O 66,365 O:
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Rious, slatwob, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. Also, there are some red roses on the wall,and plenty of thermite on the wall also.
Dead: aaboydboyd, knight 34
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
I continue to build my army and upgrade them to survive even the most unreasonable of things,then have another air strike committed on the wall.
Your army gets zerg rushed from behind, there is no counter to the zerg rush, your army base is destroyed.
Ok then i hire the russian army to shoot the wall.
Errors highlighted, attack failed.
I spread acid on the wall.
You spread acid on the wall. The acid slowly eats it way throught he wall for 100 damage a round. (wall -100 hp)
make it watch 5 hours of ****ty Japanese cartoons.
It for some strange reason enjoys them...
I drive a car through the wall and make a big hole in it.
You hit the wall at 60MPH, you weren't wearing your seatbelt, so you died. -200 hp to the wall
i give the wall 1000 bricks carryed in a forklift(so i dont get crushed) and offer them as an apology for kicking it.
It accepts your apology, +1000 hp to the wall, it now trusts you.
I use laser cannons to melt through teh wall!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The rear view mirror of the car happened to reflect your Lazor back at you! you are dead.
i ask the wall politely out to a date... lets see where this goes. I tell the wall it is beautiful and bring it lovely red roses.
There are now some red roses on the wall.
*uses Holy on the wall*
(it only works becasue of what the HP is)
The wall is brutally smiten, but since as soon as you deal 1 damage, it no longer has an hp of all sixes, 1 damage dealt.
Why are you repairing the ****ed wall? It should be destroyed! I kill Annihalation for his actions and throw daleksparta in a giant pit. Then, I send an angry mob of suicide soldiers to destroy the wall.
you died from your Lazor.
I try to tell the wall he's shoe is untied and when he looks down I snatch a brick and run away!
You snatch a brick anyways, but it turned out it was never attached to the wall...
I attach a bomg to the wall that will explode in 5 posts
A: you died
B: you fail at typing.
I hire workers to dig a hole around the wall, and board it with planks, so it doesn't interrupt any further operations. Then, I tell them to place a giant block of thermite on the wall. When this all stuff is done, I remotely ignite this thermite.
The wall should be wholely molten after this part.
As you ignite the thermite, the wind blows out the fuze, but there is still thermite on the wall!
But then there's dump truck accident, and the truck tips over, spilling out 200000 bricks
The wall can't put bricks on by itself, so no damage delt, or healed.
