To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Rules 1. No borrowing from other sites. 2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity. 3. No spamming. 4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time. 5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine. 6. No repeating ways.
Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked. 2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store. 3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
XD some things my friends and i did to get kicked out 3 times during one year. lol 1. Go in and get all the pillows and blankets. take them off the shelves... Make a fort... Hide in it. 2. Grab those machines where u put a dollar in to get prizes and stuff like that... normally right by the door.. It has like gumballs and sour candy, toys, etc... anyways it was on wheels so we pushed it out of the store and ran with it... 3. Get at least 20 ppl to come in with u. Go to toy isle, take out nerfs and nerf guns, have epic nerf gun war with everyone... Play CTF or w/e u wanna play.. Then when manager and employees start chasing u or telling u to stop, you start shooting them too lol... If they get rlly serious and ur about to get an ass kicking from them or they are about to sue u or sumthing, u leg it... no joke. Start running through isles pulling anything off to try and block them (hockey isle works good, put nets and shit infront of them.... They block off isles??? go through the center and go through objects and shizz.... Cuz honestly ur gonna get it a crap load of trouble if u get caught. I booked it out in time with like 14 others... a cpl ppl got charged and a cpl got kicked out XD... feel bad for em
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
11.Step 1. Buy some pants. Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off. Step 3. Return them. step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3
12. Or like I have done. . . race around in some carts (like the T-Mobile Commercial) and knock down a shelving unit.
13. Step 1. Grab a bunch of panties Step 2. Stuff them under your shirt and walk out Step 3. Walk back in and dump them on the floor
14. Step 1. Ask for a game Step 2. Knock the man/woman as he/she grabs it for you, down Step 3. Grab a bunch of games and run around the gaming area screaming Step 4. Apologize, give them back (accept the one you asked for) and run towards the cashiers (Exit)
15. Break every shelf of merchandise.
16. Apply for a job, but eat the form.
17. take a handy cap scooter and ride around wallmart screaming "TIMMY TIMMY!!!!"
18. start complaining that the 1 cent gumball machine is too epensive and break it open thus creating a major riot and then ask a cashire if you could buy a gumball
19. set up camp in a tent in the middle of the store.
20. pretend too be blind bring your dog into the store and whistle as sexy women walk by
1. Start by putting hoops of fire above the mart 2. get a bike 3. get a ramp 4. ride the bike then go through the hoops 5. get burned 6. make a lawsuit against the mart 7. owner F*** you 8. still getting burned 9. runned around the mart while drinking the gas tank and 10. get kicked out
run in and take the barcoad of a sandwich then ask a nerdy geeky kiosk guy to get the manger then pull of the managers tupee then run to the gardenen stool and start throwing stuff around or just tell someone to F*** of
1. Swap an LCD TV barcode with a sandwich barcode. 2. Stick yourself to the ceiling and spit on people when they least expect it. 3. Pur oil all around the store and then have a cigerette and ''accedently'' drop it in the oil.
316. Yah that's right, we're on 316. I counted. Well anyway, go into the store with a helmet on and tell everyone the Walmart safety ratings are horrible.
