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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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afroninja1723
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Run out of the dressing room screaming Michael Jackson has my dad!

afroninja1723
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Hide in the boys clothes rack and wait for a boy with glasses to walk y and say You're a Wizard harry

Sssssnnaakke
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Sue it for having Made in China products.

Bluydee
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Walk up to random people and punch them

RKO
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Take cans of spraypaint off of the shelves and start vandalising everything inside.

Make stool inside one of the cash registers.

afroninja1723
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I love how the guy above me just copy and pasted my post

TRUdog
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lol I hate people who do that eh ANYWAY.
1. Gather and rally a bunch of hobos and stampede the store.
2. Tell people that everything is free in aisle 7.
3. Just start singing a random song very bad and very loud right in a cashiers face.
4. Point out to the cashier that he (or she) has people and needs proactive so somethin'!

Toll101
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go to the sports section get a fishin rod and go fishing in the animal isle in the store

TRUdog
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1. Just grab a cereal box off the shelf and then start eating from it.
2. Then after I get tired of eating that cereal I throw the box at a little boy

Taddd9
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1.Get a Dr.pepper bottle out of cooler there
2.Shake it up and release in cashiers face.

Bluydee
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Go to the intercom and say "there is a zombie make- BRAINS!" and then then go back into the store with a zombie look

kacboy
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get a bb gun and start shooting stuff

zukiyo
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1.burn wal-mart
2.get a fire extinguisher and punch it in the head of every employee there until it breaks

zukiyo
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1.burn wal-mart
2.get a fire extinguisher and punch it in the head of every employee there until it breaks

warlord1480
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1.pull down the manager's pants and slap some bologna in his face
2.grab one of those rotisserie cooked chickens and put it on your head and start running around flapping your arms and shouting "i believe i can fly!!!"

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