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Demonshredd
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A dangerous amount of nothing!

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Pixie214
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I could ruin this lol.

single oxygen atom with nothing else added to it.


Some things are allergic to oxygen (we would have to be fighting a war against very basic bacteria but still). Anything going fast enough will cause harm, if you got a grainof sand ging fast ebough you could destroy a house. (however I read somewhere that if one of the particles in the LHC at CERN hit you, you would barely feel it.)

No I think that would be a pretty useless weapon crimsonblade55, on it's own at least.

My weapon would be two blind-folded dental hygenists who's sole desires in life is to make a circle on an etch-a-sketch
crimsonblade55
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Some things are allergic to oxygen (we would have to be fighting a war against very basic bacteria but still). Anything going fast enough will cause harm


OK,you want to be that way I will get even worse,a single neutron with nothing added or subtracted to it that is in empty space where no one can get to it,and no one will ever go there.

My weapon would be two blind-folded dental hygienists who's sole desires in life is to make a circle on an etch-a-sketch


Some one could give them a bomb saying that it is an etch-a-sketch and they drop the dentists off at a base saying it is their work place,you just created your self two accidental suicide bombers.
GeorgW
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Hmm, a neutron in an empty space sounds like the LHC at CERN to me, those should be able to kill, right? How about something philosofical? Like happyness, how could that kill someone?

dacer
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here we go...

you are the most useless weapon in a battle geroge

Pixie214
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But the dentists don't deserve to die, all they want to do is help teeth and make circles. Poor ickle dentists

Any I fear you got me with that one. (unless the neutron gets lonely, tries to kill itself but in doing so creates some kind of nuclear ecplosion. I'm not sure what happens when you split a neutron)


A reclusive hermit would be an awful weapon.

GeorgW
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Dacer, Ur mean!!!
But, if U'd venture into his home, he'd be mad, and possibly kill U!

dacer
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why lie in third person? xD

jokes bro jks,

useless weapon= um........nothing

francium is super sick tho, a metal that blows up a radius of a foot ball field when put in water xD

sanny
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Well...a fart, also knew as an stinkbomb LoL

Pixie214
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But Francium is ridiculously rare, you would have to get it first. but you are right Francium is awesome.

Tis vid has some other alkali metals in caesium, the one above francium in the periodic table is at 2.30ish. Very cool.

GeorgW
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What happened to the useless part of the topic? A fart can be lit on fire, and could U die from stink? I still say that happyness is the most useless!

wooters
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My weapon would be Santa Claus! He is the icon of good and loving, or maby id use cupid

Pixie214
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cupid has a bow and arrow and wears napppies

Santa Claus has evil reindeer (they could run you over) etc. to many hazards even accidental.


Most useless weapon in a fight is hindsight.

ArmorHero
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Well if your too happy you can go into cardiac arrest...

I would say a staple (minus a stapler)

wooters
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you could stick the staple in your enemies eyes or jab them in the neck, after making it strait, I would use an empty grenade shell!! no more santa Pixie214

spygirl
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a piece of paper! (to give them a paper cut)

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