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yay for judge i want to tell you the best joke that was said in joke competition 2 this was told by a judge not evan a competitior

There were three girls
the first said mother why am i named lily and her mother said because when you were born a lily petal fell on your head

the seconed said mother why am i named rose and her mother said because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head

the third said aghfaghuiga and her mother said shut up cinder block

that was my joke!!!!!

oh well glad you liked it

i think the joke competitions are starting to die oh well but ill be a judge

I'll join this one.

What do you call it when you throw out Chinese soup?

Wan-ton destruction.

If you don't get it tell me, but don't give it a bad grade if you don't get it.

This is stupid. The same people from the last competition will tell the same jokes here, and the same person will win.

maybe we should make sure nobody from last time or the first time can enter because ManUtd4life096 is right someone will try to enter with the same jokes

Right, but I think this time no good jokes will be left. I wouldn't be surprised if Destor ends up winning with that racist joke.

wtf! pur3ownage said the exact same jokes i did in joke competition two seriously he stole both my jokes when i ued them!

its already happening

How was that racist? Throwing out soup is not racist at all, if Wan-Ton soup waws amreican I would say "when you throw out American soup?" And anyway I have changed my mind and am not going to join.

destor i dont really get it at all

did i really miss out on #2

anyway i wanna join this one again....if u let ppl who joined from 2 join again.
And btw i was third on 2 right?

I'm in if it's okay, will follow the rules better this time.