OK so this is joke competition 3.Weenie1234 won the first one and our reigning champion from last competition is Tennisman24. rules *drumroll* -no flaming -no spamming -no rickrolls
what we need are about 16(we may cut it down to 12 if enough people don't join) joke tellers. we already have the 3 judges,Me,Globdog,and Matt(we might need one ,more later because Matt is kinda on and off)
thats the basic rift of it now we just need Zophia to lock the last one and get some people and we'll be ready to go.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
3 men are walking through the woods. They come upon strange tracks so the first man says, "Those are bear tracks!" And another says, "No, those are moose tracks!" The third person couldn't say anything because he was hit by a train.
