[Beard of the Norris] level 30 head strength+999 vitality+1 physical piercing+250 [the inspiration for steel wool. They say that the wearer grows a third fist on his chin.]
[Abs of the Norris] level 30 body vitality+999 strength+1 physical defense+2000 [They're hard as a diamond.]
[Fist of the Norris] level 30 hands instinct+999 speed+1 physical piercing+175 [Each finger could lift Rosie O'Donnell, a feat matched by no other hand.]
[Thighs of the Norris] level 30 leggings physical defense+0 [They don't appear to be all that special.]
[Foot of the Norris] level 30 boots instinct+1 speed+999 physical piercing+500 [The reason nobody ever found Amelia Earhart or Jimmy Hoffa]
[Total Gym] level 30 primary arms vitality+100 speed+200 instinct+300 strength+400 physical defense+500 physical piercing+600 [limitless power at your fingertips.]
[Whatever the Hell Frankie's weapon from Zone 1 is] obey the doctor+12345678909876543211234567890098765432112345678900987654321 [it seems to be fucking impossible to obtain]
