If a level 22 weapon has less than 200, I highly doubt a level 30 would have anything higher than...max 500 (and that might be too extreme) of ANY stat.
Fixed pipe: You founds some duct tape, and now it is as good as new. +30 instinct +25 speed +90 strength +50 pipe attack + a new skill tree: "duct tape handyman" +Nostalgia from when you played 1(and 2) the first time.
Lol, at the soap. You should have made it "Don't slip. And don't drop it."
Soap Level 1 Two-Handed or Primary Arms +15 Speed If your using soap as a primary arm, there is a 50% chance you might drop it, and once you drop it, your speed bonus is gone and there is a 50% chance you'll slip on it. If you slip on it, your speed is reduced by 50%.
Well, I've made some in honor of others, so now I'll make my own set...
Hero's Gaze Level 30 type: Headwear Bonuses: Speed+700 Strength+20 Instinct+1 Vitality+60 Physical Piercing+80 The targeting system links with the user's brain, ensuring perfect aim
Delta VII Prototype level 30 type: Bodywear Bonuses: Speed+100 Strength+60 Vitality+400 Physical Piercing+20 Physical Defense+200 Made of the Dawn Composite, virtually indestructible.
Prosthetic Guantlets level 30 type: gloves Bonuses: Strength+200 Vitality+80 Physical Piercing+100 Physical Defense+50 If your arms get chopped off, you need some replacement so...
Delta VII Lower level 30 type: leggings Bonuses: Vitality+100 Physical Defense+200 Lightning Defense+200 Made of carbon picofiber, extremely flexible.
Hero's Greaves level 30 type: footwear Bonuses: Speed+200 Strength+90 Vitality+100 Made of the Dawn Composite
Guardian Blade level 30 type: primary arms Bonuses: Speed+100 Strength+300 Vitality+50 Physical Piercing+100 Lightning Piercing+100 Fire Piercing+100 A plasma coated diamond and titanium blade... What more could you ask for?
Hero's Faith level 30 type: secondary arms Bonuses: Speed-100 Strength+100 Vitality+500 Lightning Defense+200 The very shield that has protected humanity