Saltine Cracker -------------------- Lv.30 one handed weapon All slots: +300
This weapon's use is intended to boost armies moral. Also if you hold cracker too hard, it breaks: No weapon! Also you can eat it for cotton-mouth: effect- lose 100% ability to spit at opponent. Lastly after eating it, you have to leave mid-battle to get something to drink. You get back and your partners are all dead.
Eye of Tsek Lvl 26 Secondary Arms Instinct +243 Vitality +108 The eye of a telekinetic warrior who eventually lost control of his power and caused his own head to explode.
the alt sign level 30 primary awesomeness vitality+347 strength+294 anger when people lock you out of a site because they say your account is an alt+9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 spelling Nazi+234537346535 This is the ultimate sign that thisisnotanalt used to prove that his account wasn't an alt, and then subsequently used to defend himself from the millions of people complaining that he was a spelling Nazi.
